2003

Volume 9 Number 2

©2003 Mitchell Freedman Accountancy Corporation

                         
          
     Corner Office - The Governator (A Tall Tale?)               Tips And Alerts - Protect Your Checking Account
               Tax Notes - Let Us Tax Our Brains For Your Year-End Planning
               Feature article - Financial "Milestones"
               Heard In The Hall
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From The Corner Office

By Mitchell Freedman, CPA/PFS

The Governator (A Tall Tale?)

By the time this issue arrives in your mail the Golden State will have a new governor, Hon. Arnold Schwarzenneger. Arnold, The Running Man, handled his campaign like a Commando, causing the Total Recall of Gray Davis. Democrats throughout the country are stating that the recall election was a Raw Deal and they are now assessing the Collateral Damage that has been done. They are now in a mad search for a leading Democrat who they believe can put a damper on the Red Heat the new governor has generated. They desperately need a charismatic individual who can become a (Conan the) Destroyer of President Bush in his run for re-election in 2004.

Opponents of the new governor have accused him of telling True Lies throughout his campaign. Some have further gone on to say that his view of women is that of the principal character in Jane Mansfield Story. They even go so far as stating that he is a (Conan the) Barbarian and a Predator of women.

While Governor Davis was saying The Long Goodbye the new Governor was savoring the (T2) Judgement Day results of the election, which resulted in the End of Days for Governor Davis.

The rest of us wonder...will our Last Action Hero... Jingle all the Way to Sacramento. Will he be the Terminator he promised to be, eliminating the tripling of the tax on automobiles? Can he be the Eraser of the massive California budget deficit.

While Democrats see him as The Villain, Republicans wish he was Twins, so that they can duplicate his California success and become the next governor of (Hercules in) New York.

Personally, I think our new governor will Stay Hungry and keep Pumping Iron. He is not likely to act as Junior in Kindergarten (Cop).

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Tips and Alerts

Protect Your Checking Account

By Stacie Hancock

Sometimes we are unwittingly careless about our checking accounts. Below are some suggestions to help prevent your account from being exploited by the bad guys: